April 27, 2008

How to conserve toilet paper

As the last roll dwindles beside you, remember that you have a cold and really don't feel like going to Walgreens--or even the Ace Hardware around the corner--to get more.

7 Comments:

Blogger Hannah L said...

I have long felt that drip-drying was underrated.

7:54 PM  
Blogger Who Am Us Anyway? said...

Sorry about that cold, Flapjam; that sucks. Nice blog entry though. (“Excuse me, ma’am, but your Beatnik poetry streak is showing.”)

10:13 PM  
Blogger H. said...

Hannah - Ewww! That wasn't exactly what came to mind. (Too bad it's not appropriate in all cases, tho.)

Who - Aw, thanks. I'm getting a li'l better. Also....Me, a beatnik poet? Why I never even knowed it. I like it. Now all I need's a beret.

These word verification letters are getting harder to read all the time. Better schedule that eye doc appt.

11:45 PM  
Blogger Mr. Chinchilla said...

The chinch knows an even better way to conserve toilet paper. Don't use it. Heh heh heh.

7:45 PM  
Blogger Buzzardbilly said...

I'm pretty sure from my pet store days that chinchillas are butt lickers. I'm not willing to go there. XD

Sorry about the cold.

1:44 AM  
Anonymous rebecca said...

Well, there's always the dirty laundry hamper...

I'm just sayin.

11:21 AM  
Blogger H. said...

Rebecca - you mean the floor, don't you? ;)

Thanks for the ideas & sympathy, Chinch & Buzzardbilly!

4:56 PM  

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